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Alfred's Role in Mystic River

Posted on July 24th, 2008 by tdksucks

Believe it or not, Alfred, played by Michael Caine, had a role in “Mystic River”: in the end, he’s in drag (or was that Laura Linney?) and gives the same sort of speech to Sean Penn that he gave to Bruce Wayne, played by Christian Bale, repeatedly throughout his brief cameo walk-ins for “The Dark Knight”. His repeated [...]

Filed under: Subpar Acting, Writing/Direction Tags: alfred, Christian Bale, Laura Linney, Michael Caine, morality, Mystic River | 4 Comments »

Holy Penthouse Peepers, Batman!

Posted on July 21st, 2008 by tdksucks

Bruce wayne is temporarily living in a penthouse in Chicago (I mean Gotham) and the penthouse has huge windows overlooking the city, with endless buildings around him. He chooses at one moment to sit in his batsuit, minus mask, facing 2 windows where any one of thousands of people in nearby buildings could decide to look out [...]

Filed under: Editing/Sound, Makeup/Custume, Writing/Direction Tags: alfred, batman, costume, makeup, penthouse | 27 Comments »