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	<title>The Dark Knight Sucks &#187; The Joker</title>
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		<title>How to be Omniscient</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanted to do a little something different in this article.  Rather than my writing about why something couldn&#8217;t have possibly worked in the storyline, or how ridiculous something was in the storyline, I&#8217;m swinging the door open for people to submit HOW they believe it could be plausible in the storyline.  I will present [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wobbly-joker.gif"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-579" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wobbly-joker.gif" alt="" width="148" height="120" /></a>I wanted to do a little something different in this article.  Rather than my writing about why something couldn&#8217;t have possibly worked in the storyline, or how ridiculous something was in the storyline, I&#8217;m swinging the door open for people to submit HOW they believe it could be plausible in the storyline.  I will present an idiotic repeating aspect of the storyline, and the challenge is to share the MOST PLAUSIBLE explanation.  That means, no responses like &#8220;Who cares? It&#8217;s a comic book.&#8221; (since the goal of Nolan&#8217;s vision was full realism).</p>
<p>In the storyline (which seems to have taken place within the estimated span of 2-4 weeks), The Joker seems to be able to get mass volumes of explosives seemingly wherever he wanted them.  Literally hundreds of metal barrels filled with a liquid explosive of some kind and who knows what else (enough to blow up large buildings) in:</p>
<p>2 buildings (seemed like warehouses)<br />
2 large boats<br />
A major metropolitan hospital</p>
<ol>
<li>Where could he BUY such large amounts of explosives from, considering Homeland Security?</li>
<li>How does he get such mass volumes of explosives into the buildings without anyone noticing?  Especially the hospital?  Considering he would need large trucks, dollies, drivers, and various henchmen to move it all in, and even more people and time to hook the explosives up to detonate in sync?</li>
<li>How could he replenish his henchmen so easily and regularly considering that he killed so many of them?  How does he generate and maintain loyalty, and how does he reward that loyalty?</li>
<li>If he burned mountains of money and didn&#8217;t care about having very much, how did he pay his henchmen?  Did they just work for free?</li>
<li>How did he do all this and still be able to be multiple steps ahead of his opponents?</li>
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<p>Responses have to be PLAUSIBLE, believable, and reality-based.</p>
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		<title>Is it in the Cards for Heath? (with Poll)</title>
		<link>http://www.thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/28/is-it-in-the-cards-for-heath/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 07:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When many people think of Heath Ledger, I would gather the following words come to mind: sympathy, sadness, good actor, gay cowboy. He&#8217;s played: a patriot, a drug addict, Casanova, a surfer, a knight, and most recently a deranged psychotic. Regardless of how mediocre &#8220;The Dark Knight&#8221; was overall, he did succeed in out-shining all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/heath.jpg"><img class="alignleft" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/heath.jpg" border="0" alt="" width="140" height="142" /></a>When many people think of Heath Ledger, I would gather the following words come to mind: sympathy, sadness, good actor, gay cowboy. He&#8217;s played: a patriot, a drug addict, Casanova, a surfer, a knight, and most recently a deranged psychotic. Regardless of how mediocre &#8220;The Dark Knight&#8221; was overall, he did succeed in out-shining all the other actors &#8211; although that wasn&#8217;t too hard since most of the acting in the movie was quite wooden.</p>
<p>The disturbing part about his role as The Joker was that it&#8217;s resulted in some kind of mania in the public&#8217;s eye that has so many people clamoring for him to get a posthumous Oscar. The problem is it wasn&#8217;t some kind of genius role, it wasn&#8217;t even anything really standout, it was just a decent execution of a somewhat extreme character. Most people who can&#8217;t act can have makeup put on their face and told to act like someone disturbed and it can be pulled off. One of the easiest kinds of characters to play is someone that&#8217;s crazy or psychotic.</p>
<p>Some actors have done superb jobs in such roles, such as Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal Lecter in &#8220;Silence of the Lambs&#8221;, Joe Pesci as Tommy DeVito in &#8220;Goodfellas&#8221;, or Jack Nicholson as Jack Torrance in &#8220;The Shining&#8221;.</p>
<p>Heath Ledger has done nothing special in his role as The Joker and the only reason it&#8217;s even being suggested that his role as The Joker deserves an Oscar is because:</p>
<ol>
<li>He&#8217;s dead</li>
<li>He lifted the movie up from being abysmal to at least mediocre</li>
<li>Most people are sheep</li>
<li>The movie is making a lot of money</li>
<li>A lot of critics forget that their role is to critique, not ass-kiss the box office</li>
</ol>
<p>One other factor is that the role was &#8220;different&#8221; and anything &#8220;different&#8221; in Hollywood (if it&#8217;s meant ot be serious) is considered ground-breaking. For example: Viggo Mortensenhas a 5-minute nude brawl in a bath house in the movie &#8220;Easten Promises&#8221; and the next thing you know he&#8217;s being applauded. Seriously, I don&#8217;t want to be enjoying a fairly decent sober movie only to then have the equivalent of a Borat hotel scene (minus the censoring) shoved in my face. I guess in Hollywood when an actor allows his small shriveled prune-looking dangling bits to be exposed at length in a movie, it&#8217;s considered groundbreaking. &#8220;Different&#8221;? Yes. &#8220;Groundbreaking&#8221;? Um, no.</p>
<p>Although no shriveled bits to speak of in Heath&#8217;s role, the same concept applies.  The role is different but that doesn&#8217;t mean it&#8217;s groundbreaking or astounding.</p>
<p>Speaking of Borat &#8211; THAT is someone able to stay in character for a whole movie and with significantly more screen time. Should Sacha Baron Cohen have been nominated for an Oscar? If he died, would people be clamouring for that?</p>
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<h3>And now the poll:</h3>
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		<title>The Magic School Bus: Bustin&#039; Through</title>
		<link>http://www.thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/27/the-magic-school-bus-bustin-through/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 21:38:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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How in the world can a big yellow school bus crash through a bank and nobody on the street seems to notice?  Further, after the bak robbery, the bus COINCIDENTALLY pulls out of the bank and into the middle of a line of other school buses in broad daylight, with cops right up the street and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/school-bus.gif"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/school-bus.gif"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-309" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/school-bus.gif" alt="" width="150" height="157" /></a>How in the world can a big yellow school bus crash through a bank and nobody on the street seems to notice?  Further, after the bak robbery, the bus COINCIDENTALLY pulls out of the bank and into the middle of a line of other school buses in broad daylight, with cops right up the street and no one decides to pull the bus over?</p>
<p>Has wnyone ever seen a school bus line?  They follow each other closer than elephants, they barely give inches of space between them yet somehow The Joker had enough room to pull out of a gaping hole in a building into traffic in the middle of a bus line and everything continues as normal in traffic as if nobody could have possibly noticed.</p>
<p>This was the end of the opening scene of the movie.  It pretty much matches how the rest of the movie goes &#8211; &#8220;This is supposed to be real &#8211; oh wait, now we have something completely unrealistic happen. But, serious, it&#8217;s real, don&#8217;t suspend your disbelief just yet. Oh, but wait, actually do suspend your disbelief.  No, it&#8217;s realistic. OK, it isn&#8217;t.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>&quot;Rwrwar hrefh herfrrr rrr!&quot;</title>
		<link>http://www.thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/26/rwrwar-hrefh-herfrrr-rrr/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 14:15:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK this is priceless&#8230;

Yea yea I&#8217;ll have more writeups soon. Trust me this is worth watching.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK this is priceless&#8230;</p>
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<p>Yea yea I&#8217;ll have more writeups soon. Trust me this is worth watching.</p>
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		<title>Beam Everyone Out of the Hospital, Scotty</title>
		<link>http://www.thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/25/beam-everyone-out-of-the-hospital-scotty/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:45:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s look a little closer at yet another aspect of Nolan&#8217;s &#8220;ultra-real&#8221; superhero movie:
The time period of the hospital evacuation segment is implied as being enough time to evacuate an entire hospital.  The initial moments of The Joker&#8217;s threat hitting the airwaves, Gordon is heard shouting to various police crew to evacuate Gotham General Hospital [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/evacuate.gif"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-285" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/evacuate.gif" alt="" width="149" height="160" /></a>Let&#8217;s look a little closer at yet another aspect of Nolan&#8217;s &#8220;ultra-real&#8221; superhero movie:</p>
<p>The time period of the hospital evacuation segment is implied as being enough time to evacuate an entire hospital.  The initial moments of The Joker&#8217;s threat hitting the airwaves, Gordon is heard shouting to various police crew to evacuate Gotham General Hospital as the priority (and it happens to be the one The Joker picked).  Regardless, it’s implied that the whole ruckus about the hospital happened in less than 30 minutes since the Reese guy was about to go on a TV show to expose who Batman is (seems to imply a show teaser at the beginning of a 30 or 60 minute “news” show hosted by <a href="http://www.kutha.com/weirdscience.html" target="_blank">Gary Wallace from Weird Science</a>).  So, it’s IMPLIED as being enough time by the dialogue of the movie but in reality it would take HOURS, if not an entire day, to completely evacuate an entire hospital.  If it was the case that there was such an evacuation ahead of time, and it was evacuated before The Joker went to Dent’s room, why was Dent not evacuated?</p>
<p>Why would Dent be the sole patient left (contrary to Gordon wanting desperately to keep Dent safe throughout the story)?  The implication, then, is that the hospital is being evacuated at the same time The Joker shows up to Dent’s room.  The entire exchange between The Joker and Dent took place over 2-3 minutes and when The Joker walks out of the hospital it appears to be fully evacuated.</p>
<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kill-bill.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-286" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kill-bill.jpg" alt="" width="149" height="154" /></a>An entire major city hospital evacuated in 3 minutes.</p>
<p>The realness of this movie is astounding.  Not to mention how much the building actually looked like a hospital from the outside rather than an abandoned building in the middle of an industrial zone.</p>
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		<title>He Was Missing The Piece of Meat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was laughing with my buddy today about the rottweiler scene near the end and how farcical it was overall.  Firstly, it was funny how in a movie where the lead villain happens to only carry knives for weapons, Bruce Wayne just happened to want a newer costume and the new one Lucious gave him [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/meat-belt.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-224" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/meat-belt.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="80" /></a>I was laughing with my buddy today about the rottweiler scene near the end and how farcical it was overall.  Firstly, it was funny how in a movie where the lead villain happens to only carry knives for weapons, Bruce Wayne just happened to want a newer costume and the new one Lucious gave him just happened to not be effective at defending against knives or dogs (presumably the original one would better help against dog bites or attacks somehow&#8230;).  They actually had dialogue about this in the movie, so it was implied to be meaningful, and then HOW COINCIDENTALLY those were the primary &#8220;weapons&#8221; he would have had to defend himself in the last confrontation scene in the movie.  Woah&#8230; didn&#8217;t see THAT coming&#8230;</p>
<p>Well anyway, so he&#8217;s got all this nifty sci-fi 30-million cell phone <a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/20/they-must-have-all-been-iphones/">bat sonar 3D thing</a> hooked up to his headgear, and is able to &#8220;see&#8221; every everything up until just getting to the floor The Joker is on.  So, uh, what &#8211; he couldn&#8217;t see that there were dogs up there and be prepared?  I mean, maybe if he&#8217;d have taken that one tiny precaution since he was doing that pretty thoroughly floor-to-floor anyway, he&#8217;d have thought to stop by a <a href="http://www.ralphs.com/">Ralph&#8217;s</a> on the way and picked up a couple juicy raw steaks for the puppies.  That&#8217;s usually the way every other protagonist in all other Hollywood movies distract guard dogs.</p>
<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ufc-randy.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-225" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ufc-randy.jpg" alt="" width="140" height="134" /></a>My friend also mentioned something else that was odd about that scene &#8211; The Joker had Batman pinned and he uses those projective &#8220;knives&#8221; (or whatever they were) to quickly get The Joker off him.  So you would think they would be gashing into The Joker&#8217;s face based on the angle, otherwise if they were just a distraction then it was a pretty lame use of that gadget.  This one I&#8217;m not so sure about (maybe he did have huge gashes or slices on his face or neck when hanging upside down?), but worth mentioning.  Still, with all of Batman&#8217;s fighting skills, he couldn&#8217;t get a single scrawny Joker off of him from that position?  Even a low rung UFC guy can do that with a simple leg grapple.  Maybe Bruce needs some tips from <a href="http://xtremecouture.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/becoming-the-natural-book-tour/" target="_blank">Randy Couture</a> or <a href="http://webescape.wordpress.com/2008/07/17/ufc-former-champ-chuck-liddell-speaks-out-over-rampage-arrest/" target="_blank">Chuck Liddell</a>?</p>
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		<title>Unseen Kidnappings</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:01:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Harvey &#38; Rachel get kidnapped.  Harvey is shown kidnapping Gordon&#8217;s family, Harvey is shown kidnapping Joker&#8217;s henchman.  So clearly when secondary characters are kidnapped it&#8217;s important to show their kidnappings.  However, apparently, when major characters are kidnapped, it&#8217;s not important to show it because the audience is supposed to presume that The Joker is omnipotent, all-powerful, and kidnaps [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kidnapped.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-127" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kidnapped.jpg" alt="" width="140" height="139" /></a>Harvey &amp; Rachel get kidnapped.  Harvey is shown kidnapping Gordon&#8217;s family, Harvey is shown kidnapping Joker&#8217;s henchman.  So clearly when secondary characters are kidnapped it&#8217;s important to show their kidnappings.  However, apparently, when major characters are kidnapped, it&#8217;s not important to show it because the audience is supposed to presume that The Joker is omnipotent, all-powerful, and kidnaps by osmosis.  Therefore, the audience must presume he can do anything at any time, at will, with little money, endless henchmen (after constantly killing those who he has working for him), and the ability to control the reality of everyone around him as if playing chess with mentally challenged children.</p>
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		<title>Life is Like a Box of Jokers</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 10:16:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently, crazy is as crazy does, and needs no further explanation.  The Joker is first introduced in TDK rather brilliantly, as dangerous, psychotic, and reasonably well-played by Heath Ledger.  The problem is, other than his own dialogue in 2 moments of the movie about his father that he hated who gave him is facial scars, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chocolates.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-113" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chocolates.jpg" alt="" width="134" height="180" /></a>Apparently, crazy is as crazy does, and needs no further explanation.  The Joker is first introduced in TDK rather brilliantly, as dangerous, psychotic, and reasonably well-played by Heath Ledger.  The problem is, other than his own dialogue in 2 moments of the movie about his father that he hated who gave him is facial scars, and some rambling dialogue about some female he was in love with who seemingly experiences the same fate (it was a bit jumbled), there is no other background about him as a character.  He just exists, and has no rhyme or reason, no motivation, other than he wants to kill &#8220;The Batman&#8221; &#8212; but then later he&#8230; uh&#8230; <em>doesn&#8217;t</em> want to kill &#8220;The Batman&#8221;.</p>
<p>Perhaps this equates to how the writers perceive people being disfigured as immediately and definitely correlating with them turning into homicidal maniacs.  Harvey Dent was the epitomy of do-gooder, until 1/2 his face burned off.  Insta-crazy!</p>
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