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	<title>The Dark Knight Sucks &#187; Joker</title>
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		<title>How to be Omniscient</title>
		<link>http://www.thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/08/03/how-to-be-omniscient/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:51:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanted to do a little something different in this article.  Rather than my writing about why something couldn&#8217;t have possibly worked in the storyline, or how ridiculous something was in the storyline, I&#8217;m swinging the door open for people to submit HOW they believe it could be plausible in the storyline.  I will present [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wobbly-joker.gif"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-579" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/wobbly-joker.gif" alt="" width="148" height="120" /></a>I wanted to do a little something different in this article.  Rather than my writing about why something couldn&#8217;t have possibly worked in the storyline, or how ridiculous something was in the storyline, I&#8217;m swinging the door open for people to submit HOW they believe it could be plausible in the storyline.  I will present an idiotic repeating aspect of the storyline, and the challenge is to share the MOST PLAUSIBLE explanation.  That means, no responses like &#8220;Who cares? It&#8217;s a comic book.&#8221; (since the goal of Nolan&#8217;s vision was full realism).</p>
<p>In the storyline (which seems to have taken place within the estimated span of 2-4 weeks), The Joker seems to be able to get mass volumes of explosives seemingly wherever he wanted them.  Literally hundreds of metal barrels filled with a liquid explosive of some kind and who knows what else (enough to blow up large buildings) in:</p>
<p>2 buildings (seemed like warehouses)<br />
2 large boats<br />
A major metropolitan hospital</p>
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<li>Where could he BUY such large amounts of explosives from, considering Homeland Security?</li>
<li>How does he get such mass volumes of explosives into the buildings without anyone noticing?  Especially the hospital?  Considering he would need large trucks, dollies, drivers, and various henchmen to move it all in, and even more people and time to hook the explosives up to detonate in sync?</li>
<li>How could he replenish his henchmen so easily and regularly considering that he killed so many of them?  How does he generate and maintain loyalty, and how does he reward that loyalty?</li>
<li>If he burned mountains of money and didn&#8217;t care about having very much, how did he pay his henchmen?  Did they just work for free?</li>
<li>How did he do all this and still be able to be multiple steps ahead of his opponents?</li>
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<p>Responses have to be PLAUSIBLE, believable, and reality-based.</p>
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		<title>He Was Missing The Piece of Meat</title>
		<link>http://www.thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/24/he-was-missing-the-piece-of-meat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was laughing with my buddy today about the rottweiler scene near the end and how farcical it was overall.  Firstly, it was funny how in a movie where the lead villain happens to only carry knives for weapons, Bruce Wayne just happened to want a newer costume and the new one Lucious gave him [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/meat-belt.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-224" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/meat-belt.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="80" /></a>I was laughing with my buddy today about the rottweiler scene near the end and how farcical it was overall.  Firstly, it was funny how in a movie where the lead villain happens to only carry knives for weapons, Bruce Wayne just happened to want a newer costume and the new one Lucious gave him just happened to not be effective at defending against knives or dogs (presumably the original one would better help against dog bites or attacks somehow&#8230;).  They actually had dialogue about this in the movie, so it was implied to be meaningful, and then HOW COINCIDENTALLY those were the primary &#8220;weapons&#8221; he would have had to defend himself in the last confrontation scene in the movie.  Woah&#8230; didn&#8217;t see THAT coming&#8230;</p>
<p>Well anyway, so he&#8217;s got all this nifty sci-fi 30-million cell phone <a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/20/they-must-have-all-been-iphones/">bat sonar 3D thing</a> hooked up to his headgear, and is able to &#8220;see&#8221; every everything up until just getting to the floor The Joker is on.  So, uh, what &#8211; he couldn&#8217;t see that there were dogs up there and be prepared?  I mean, maybe if he&#8217;d have taken that one tiny precaution since he was doing that pretty thoroughly floor-to-floor anyway, he&#8217;d have thought to stop by a <a href="http://www.ralphs.com/">Ralph&#8217;s</a> on the way and picked up a couple juicy raw steaks for the puppies.  That&#8217;s usually the way every other protagonist in all other Hollywood movies distract guard dogs.</p>
<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ufc-randy.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-225" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ufc-randy.jpg" alt="" width="140" height="134" /></a>My friend also mentioned something else that was odd about that scene &#8211; The Joker had Batman pinned and he uses those projective &#8220;knives&#8221; (or whatever they were) to quickly get The Joker off him.  So you would think they would be gashing into The Joker&#8217;s face based on the angle, otherwise if they were just a distraction then it was a pretty lame use of that gadget.  This one I&#8217;m not so sure about (maybe he did have huge gashes or slices on his face or neck when hanging upside down?), but worth mentioning.  Still, with all of Batman&#8217;s fighting skills, he couldn&#8217;t get a single scrawny Joker off of him from that position?  Even a low rung UFC guy can do that with a simple leg grapple.  Maybe Bruce needs some tips from <a href="http://xtremecouture.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/becoming-the-natural-book-tour/" target="_blank">Randy Couture</a> or <a href="http://webescape.wordpress.com/2008/07/17/ufc-former-champ-chuck-liddell-speaks-out-over-rampage-arrest/" target="_blank">Chuck Liddell</a>?</p>
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