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	<title>The Dark Knight Sucks &#187; Bruce Wayne</title>
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		<title>Brokebat Mountain</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 09:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What was with the lovey-dove eyes Bruce Wayne was giving Harvey Dent when running into him and Rachel Dawes having dinner?  Clearly Bruce had determined where Harvey would be so he could casually bump into them while on a date with the Russian Ballerina, and then coordinated to join their table.  The purpose of that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/batman-kiss.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-312" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/batman-kiss.jpg" alt="" width="140" height="145" /></a>What was with the lovey-dove eyes Bruce Wayne was giving Harvey Dent when running into him and Rachel Dawes having dinner?  Clearly Bruce had determined where Harvey would be so he could casually bump into them while on a date with the Russian Ballerina, and then coordinated to join their table.  The purpose of that scene was to connect the characters and set up the rest of the scenes in the movie between Bruce and Harvey.  It was supposed to display Bruce subtly evaluating Harvey, who was coincidentally dating Rachel Dawes, his love interest from &#8220;Batman Begins&#8221;.  The problem with this scene is that instead of subtle observation, instead of evaluation of his character, the impression the scene gives is that of Bruce giving lovey-dovey eyes to Harvey.  If the sound was completely turned down, most observers would think Bruce had a schoolboy crush on Harvey.</p>
<p>Not that there&#8217;s anything wrong with that.</p>
<p>But in the context of the scene, it was awkward and a display of mediocre acting, questionable direction, or poor editing (if the editor had multiple takes to cut from, I doubt that was the best possible versions he could have picked).</p>
<p>Are we being warmed up for the appearance of Robin in the next installment of the series?  A return to nipples on the rubber suits?</p>
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		<title>He Was Missing The Piece of Meat</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was laughing with my buddy today about the rottweiler scene near the end and how farcical it was overall.  Firstly, it was funny how in a movie where the lead villain happens to only carry knives for weapons, Bruce Wayne just happened to want a newer costume and the new one Lucious gave him [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/meat-belt.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-224" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/meat-belt.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="80" /></a>I was laughing with my buddy today about the rottweiler scene near the end and how farcical it was overall.  Firstly, it was funny how in a movie where the lead villain happens to only carry knives for weapons, Bruce Wayne just happened to want a newer costume and the new one Lucious gave him just happened to not be effective at defending against knives or dogs (presumably the original one would better help against dog bites or attacks somehow&#8230;).  They actually had dialogue about this in the movie, so it was implied to be meaningful, and then HOW COINCIDENTALLY those were the primary &#8220;weapons&#8221; he would have had to defend himself in the last confrontation scene in the movie.  Woah&#8230; didn&#8217;t see THAT coming&#8230;</p>
<p>Well anyway, so he&#8217;s got all this nifty sci-fi 30-million cell phone <a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/20/they-must-have-all-been-iphones/">bat sonar 3D thing</a> hooked up to his headgear, and is able to &#8220;see&#8221; every everything up until just getting to the floor The Joker is on.  So, uh, what &#8211; he couldn&#8217;t see that there were dogs up there and be prepared?  I mean, maybe if he&#8217;d have taken that one tiny precaution since he was doing that pretty thoroughly floor-to-floor anyway, he&#8217;d have thought to stop by a <a href="http://www.ralphs.com/">Ralph&#8217;s</a> on the way and picked up a couple juicy raw steaks for the puppies.  That&#8217;s usually the way every other protagonist in all other Hollywood movies distract guard dogs.</p>
<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ufc-randy.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-225" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ufc-randy.jpg" alt="" width="140" height="134" /></a>My friend also mentioned something else that was odd about that scene &#8211; The Joker had Batman pinned and he uses those projective &#8220;knives&#8221; (or whatever they were) to quickly get The Joker off him.  So you would think they would be gashing into The Joker&#8217;s face based on the angle, otherwise if they were just a distraction then it was a pretty lame use of that gadget.  This one I&#8217;m not so sure about (maybe he did have huge gashes or slices on his face or neck when hanging upside down?), but worth mentioning.  Still, with all of Batman&#8217;s fighting skills, he couldn&#8217;t get a single scrawny Joker off of him from that position?  Even a low rung UFC guy can do that with a simple leg grapple.  Maybe Bruce needs some tips from <a href="http://xtremecouture.wordpress.com/2008/07/14/becoming-the-natural-book-tour/" target="_blank">Randy Couture</a> or <a href="http://webescape.wordpress.com/2008/07/17/ufc-former-champ-chuck-liddell-speaks-out-over-rampage-arrest/" target="_blank">Chuck Liddell</a>?</p>
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