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	<title>The Dark Knight Sucks &#187; alfred</title>
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		<title>Alfred&#039;s Role in Mystic River</title>
		<link>http://www.thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/24/alfreds-role-in-mystic-river/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 09:01:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Believe it or not, Alfred, played by Michael Caine, had a role in &#8220;Mystic River&#8221;: in the end, he&#8217;s in drag (or was that Laura Linney?) and gives the same sort of speech to Sean Penn that he gave to Bruce Wayne, played by Christian Bale, repeatedly throughout his brief cameo walk-ins for &#8220;The Dark Knight&#8221;.  His repeated [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/caped-crusader-river.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-217" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/caped-crusader-river.jpg" alt="" width="180" height="178" /></a>Believe it or not, Alfred, played by Michael Caine, had a role in &#8220;Mystic River&#8221;: in the end, he&#8217;s in drag (or was that Laura Linney?) and gives the same sort of speech to Sean Penn that he gave to Bruce Wayne, played by Christian Bale, repeatedly throughout his brief cameo walk-ins for &#8220;The Dark Knight&#8221;.  His repeated &#8220;you&#8217;re the king&#8221; style speech was in stark contrast to his constant disturbance over Bruce&#8217;s crime-fighting obsession all throughout &#8220;Batman Begins&#8221;.  That is, until the end when he gives him the &#8220;What do we do when we fall?&#8221; inspiration.</p>
<p>Really, Alfred&#8217;s entire role in TDK was to keep telling Bruce to go out there and do whatever shit he needs to get the job done, even if it means not being such a good guy when doing it.  So not only are his morals somewhat shifted from BB, but he actually is now encouraging Bruce to dive head first into probable bodily harm and possible death.  And when he finally gives the &#8220;we burned the whole forrest&#8221; line in his final speech to Bruce, what was the point of it?  No symbolic action of the sort was taken by Batman at all that he wasn&#8217;t already doing or hadn&#8217;t already set in motion.  The symbolism of that ended up being meaningless.</p>
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		<title>Holy Penthouse Peepers, Batman!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 08:04:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tdksucks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bruce wayne is temporarily living in a penthouse in Chicago (I mean Gotham) and the penthouse has huge windows overlooking the city, with endless buildings around him.  He chooses at one moment to sit in his batsuit, minus mask, facing 2 windows where any one of thousands of people in nearby buildings could decide to look out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/penthouse-raccoon.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-130" src="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/penthouse-raccoon.jpg" alt="" width="140" height="134" /></a>Bruce wayne is temporarily living in a penthouse in <a href="http://thedarkknightsucks.com/2008/07/20/gotham-is-a-district-of-chicago/">Chicago (I mean Gotham)</a> and the penthouse has huge windows overlooking the city, with endless buildings around him.  He chooses at one moment to sit in his batsuit, minus mask, facing 2 windows where any one of thousands of people in nearby buildings could decide to look out their window or use binoculars or a telescope and see Bruce Wayne in a Batman suit.  Given that Bruce Wayne is such a &#8220;celebrity&#8221; (reaffirmed by the gossip stories shown in newspapers whenever he does something interesting), it&#8217;s pretty plausible to think that at any given moment there are eyes trained on his penthouse windows.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve heard some fanatics try to explain this away (&#8220;there are no nearby buildings&#8221;, &#8220;the buildings are too far&#8221;, &#8220;maybe people would think he&#8217;s wearing Batman pajamas&#8221;) but then there&#8217;s this other dangling question: Clearly in every scene when he&#8217;s in his costume, he&#8217;s got black face makup all around his eyes.  Where was that makeup if he had just plopped down in the chair to stare so meditatively out the window?  His eyes should have looked like those of a raccoon when Alfred came around to bring him breakfast.</p>
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