Comments on: Apparently Batman Gargles Rocks

By: Ckid

Ckid — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:48:23 +0000

You cannot say hating this voice is jumping in a bandwagon, since it is fact that he was waaaaaay too hard to understand. And something built into his suit? Nice attempt at defending your precious movie.

And all the fanboys of this stupid movie, don’t flame us every chance you get cause we popped your precious bubble. If you disagreed with our points then you wouldn’t be so offending. You people are just bitching because you know we’re right and feel stupid for it.

This movie became over popular waaaaaaay too fast, like Dane Cook and his stupid fucking Kool-Aid man jokes. Once the unintelligent populous gets a hold of anything simple enough to understand, and get lots of lovely merchandise and high hopes, it’s instantly ruined. That movie should have crashed and burned, but everyone’s too stupid to even have an idea as to what a good movie is. Watch Fight Club or Boondock Saints. Not this shit.

By: vd

vd — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 17:14:27 +0000

I hate to comment, but i have to say despite the buying out and fleecing of the ignorant populous into thinking any high budget flashy film with a dead guy in it deserves the highest accolade of artistry, i aint buyin it. It was a shitty film, without Heath Ledgers portrayal of the Joker it deserves to rot in the bottom of a huge pile of trash. Why? For such a high budget they should have been able to afford an amazing editing team, which in turn seems to be that they have never edited anything near an action genre, the shots lasted entirely too long, christian’s batman voice irked the living shit out of me, and despite his huge acting ability, it was flat in this film, along with Maggie Gyllenhaal trying to elude sex appeal on screen. Give me a good reason for all the accolade, aside from Heath Ledger’s Joker. There isn’t any.

By: Bruce W.

Bruce W. — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 00:54:07 +0000

IM NOT WEARING HOCKEY PAADS

By: Hathaway

Hathaway — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 09:42:41 +0000

His Batman voice was pretty ridiculous in The Drak Knight and that I will agree with. I can’t see why some kind of normal voice changing apparatus could not have been used . But that just gives me something to laugh at. I certainly don’t hate the film for it.

Oh, and I’m a little surprised that you were ‘blown away’ by the first Tim Burton Batman film. I actually despised it and still do. It was too comical and ridiculous. The comic element only ever really worked in the animated series in the ’90s. But that’s just me.

By: mistergugi

mistergugi — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 01:14:56 +0000

haha they should have had Kevin Conroy dub the voice for Batman.

By: lesbiano

lesbiano — Sun, 03 Aug 2008 02:07:16 +0000

The voice sucks! the custome is like a swat custome sucks!
WHERE IS GOTH CITY!!!!?????????? are you nolan stupid?
THE car! ho my god!!!! its a war ship!
ANd please, classic is jack nicholson in the shine, heath was god, but please thats no fucking classic, his voice seems goofy the dog´s voice.

By: Doyle Spanner

Doyle Spanner — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 15:50:58 +0000

The Dark Knight is a good movie… let’s just be clear on that. It’s not a classic, but Heath’s performance is classic.

Okay, now that we are clear on those facts; let’s here another fact:

Bale’s raspy voice is ridiculous… but perhaps… perhaps… well nevermind… it just sucks.

By: donkey

donkey — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 02:06:53 +0000

I agree, his voice does throw you off, it sounds way too forced. Was anyone else distracted by his mouth too, it seems like every Batman mouth strives to resemble Michael Keatons.

By: Jac

Jac — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 04:53:06 +0000

I thought it sounded pretty cool in the calm scenes, for instance when he meets with gordon in the bank vault, things like that, but when he was yelling with the bat voice, it sounded like it was breaking up alot. Yes, the “I’m not wearing hockey pads!’ line kind of made me sink down in my seat a little.

By: Nate

Nate — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 02:46:52 +0000

Wow corinne… You’re on a blog that’s called the Dark Knight Sucks. I’m pretty sure the posters agree with you. *sigh*